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  • Scientists Confirm Mugabe Can’t Die: Has Superhero DNA & Will Live Forever

     

    Respected scientists from the Science Institute based in the UK have been secretly investigating why Robert Mugabe does not DIE! This came after it was made known to the public back in 1999 that Mugabe does not dye or cut his hair.

    Mugabe, the famed political guru brought to Earth to wear black suits and rule with an iron fist has been the president of Zimbabwe since 1980. Many came and passed on, but Mugabe is still reigning with energy and might.

    It was said in 1999 that the now 92 year old Zimbabwean president does not need to go to the gym or eat veggies to stay healthy. He was born to live forever.

    People started believing this as pictures of him from the eighties and the seventies were brought forward to prove that he basically still looks the same after decades.

     Billions of dollars were then invested into researching Mugabe’s condition and scientists recently came out to say that they have concluded that they could not find any sign of decay in his DNA.
    They have taken DNA samples from his clothes, facecloth, toothbrush and hairbrush, and they have for years run tests but could not find any sign of mortality in the man.

    People have also said that he uses his walking stick as a disguise, He does not really need it.
    While we could not get a comment from the Zimbabwean government at the time of writing thissatiricalpiece, Morgan Tsvangirai, Leader of the MDC however rubbished these findings, stating that Mugabe is just a man like everyone else. He also stated that Mugabe is a mortal person, not an ageless creature of smoke, silk, and sweet, sweet funk. Adding to the revelations that the 92-year-old’s body is just a collection of bones and tissues like any other.

    “We have never seen anything like this. At first we could not believe it, but after running a series of tests, we then realized that Mugabe is really immortal” said Dr. Irvin Koch, the lead scientist in this research.

    The research will go on until 2018 or until the program runs out of funds.

    This makes it clear now that Mugabe will rule forever. We are just not sure if this is good or bad news to the people of Zimbabwe.

    Source: http://thesoutherndaily.co.za

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  • This 8 Year Old Bride Die On Her Wedding Night. When You See Why, You'll Be Sick.

     

    An 8 year old Yemeni child bride, a mere girl, recently died on her wedding night from internal hemorrhaging. She was married to a man five times her age. As disgusting as the tradition of marrying off children to much older men is, it is common practice in Yemen.

    More than a quarter of the female population are married before the age of 15. In 2010, a 12 year-old girl passed away after struggling for three days in labor, attempting to give birth to a baby. Countless other children have been subjected to similar atrocities.

     


    At only 8 years-old, one child bride in Yemen sustained internal injuries so severe, she died. Marrying young daughters to much older men is a common practice inYemen.

     Groups all over the world are working to snuff out this archaic and disgusting practice, but its proving difficult. The impoverished country is gripped by the practice of selling off children to be married; poor families find themselves unable to say no to “bride-prices” that can be hundreds of dollars for their daughters. More people need to know this is happening. Hit the SHARE icon below to spread the word.

    Source : religiousmind.com

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  • How The Length of Your Thumb Reveals How You Behave in Love Relationships

    If you already analyzed the pinky, your index finger, and your finger prints, it is now your turn to look at the thumb. The ratio of the parts up to and from the wrist is hiding some of your personality traits.

     

     

     

    A. The first half of thumb is longer than the second one:

    You are a faithful and passionate person. Once you fall in love, you’re head over heels for him/her and tend to be obsessive. Other things such as work or study may get neglected. If your lover is late in replying messages or not much getting in touch with you, you will go crazy and try to call his/her phone many times. Be careful you might scare him/her away.

    B. The first half and the second half of thumb are the same length:

    You like to plan everything and carry them out in a specific approach, which makes you can achieve your goals. You are calm and composed, no matter what happens. In terms of love is the same. You can judge his/her feeling objectively. You won’t let emotions to get you carried away. But, because of your calmness, it’s unlikely to move fast in a relationship; at most you just end up in ambiguous relationship.

    C. The second half of thumb is longer than the first one:

    You are trustable and reliable for people around you. You also have a good observation skill. You take a lot of time to think things and move slowly. In terms of love is the same. Even if you feel you have a crush on someone, you would restrain your feeling. It’s easy for you to miss the change since you’re too conscious of other people’s face.

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    www.sportonlinegroup.com

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  • Woman is found to have a amazing thing inside her appendix after suffering stomach pain and loss of appetite

     

    In hospital a scan revealed the woman's abdomen was swollen with fluid
        Doctors thought she had appendicitis so operated to remove the organ
        When they cut it out they discovered it had a piece of a condom inside it
        Woman admitted she had accidentally swallowed it two weeks earlier 

    Doctors were astounded to find a woman with stomach pain and nausea had a condom inside her appendix.

    The 26-year-old came to hospital complaining of pain and tenderness on the right side of her pelvis, leaving her unable to eat and suffering from a fever.

    A scan revealed her abdomen was swollen with fluid so the medics, at a hospital in Cameroon, came to the conclusion she had appendicitis.

    They rushed her for emergency surgery to remove the infected organ before it burst - but noticed it felt unusual as they cut it out.

    They discovered the organ had a piece of condom stuck inside it - which they believe is the first case of its kind to be reported in the medical literature.

    We blindly dissected the appendix and found an incomplete piece of rubbery material which was consistent with a condom,’ said the doctors, describing the case in the Journal of Medical Case Reports.

    When the patient woke up from the procedure, she confirmed she had accidentally swallowed a condom two weeks before.

    While with her boyfriend the sheath had become loose - and accidentally slipped down her throat, she said.

    Source: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3610535/Woman-CONDOM-stuck-inside-appendix-suffering-stomach-pain-loss-appetite.html#ixzz49r48JZyO

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